My sister said she was going on a date to this fancy new restaraunt, and then I said "I thought they didn't let guide dogs in."
Yeah, the guy has a guide dog, therefore he's blind, you see, which is why he would go out with her, see? He didn't, but that's beside the point. Or rather, it is the point, wholly and completely, in fact, it is the whole basis of it.
On a side note, they probably let guide dogs in everywhere. So this is redundant in modern times. Probably not kitchens, actually.